Ligma joe mama's definitions

Muffy

Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.

My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.

by Ligma joe mama May 7, 2020

Dirty Cassidy

When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”

Man, I was so horny last night. I’m sorry that I had to use the ol’ dirty Cassidy on you.

by Ligma joe mama March 28, 2020