Light joker's definitions

x marks the spot

This is the exact location (from the act of using an x to mark a location on a map)

I pointed to the location on the map and told the recruits "x marks the spot".

by Light Joker October 24, 2005

coke-bottle glasses

extremely thick eyeglass lenses

That kid with the coke-bottle glasses may look funny but he has a bad attitude.

by Light Joker August 4, 2007

fumtu

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

by Light Joker November 16, 2005

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

knockout drops

chloral hydrate, especially when added to an alcoholic drink

They found a bottle of knockout drops in the basement. This made them think that he was using the house to put people to sleep and take their drivers licences.

by Light Joker November 18, 2005

ice

1. diamonds, jewels

2. cocaine

3. methamphetamine

4. to kill someone

Forget the ice, it's not important. We can do without jewlery for now.

by Light Joker March 2, 2007

Charlie Horse

or Charley Horse

A stiff and painful cramp in a muscle.

Ow ow ow, damn Charlie Horses.

by Light Joker September 3, 2004