screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

go down hill

to decline in any way

Soon my carreer will go down hill.

by Light Joker March 22, 2007

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 23, 2007

bean counter

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

by Light Joker January 07, 2005

ring a bell

to cause something to surface in one's memory

Does what I just said ring a bell?

by Light Joker February 08, 2007

queer

1. counterfeit

2. to ruin or spoil something

3. homosexual

4. a male homosexual (while senses 3 qnd 4 are still derogatory, homosexuals have been known to use them to refer to themselves and other homosexuals)

That money is so queer.

by Light Joker January 30, 2007

lung

a woman's breast(usually pural)

She wanted him to stroke her lungs when they got home.

by Light Joker October 31, 2004