2 definitions by Life Coach
by Life Coach January 23, 2013
A crazed crack whore still looking for her dignity after it was lost in a frat basement. Abigail seems mildly retarded but is so much more. She has often been found staring at bathroom sinks confused as to how they work, and personal hygiene in general. If found please return her to the institute she escaped from they are missing their cheapest prostitute.
Has anyone seen my key. I was hitting my crack pipe and locked myself out. I will trade sexual favors to finish my crack.- abigail
by Life Coach December 4, 2006