Definitions by Lesbian Icon

Traumaticgriftgazpachory 

Classifying motivations of right wing commentators, whether they are bad faith actors because of psychological damage or for money, or if they are just genuinely as thick as gazpacho. With some it’s a potent mix of all three - Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Seen the newest GBeebies mouthpiece- classic case of Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Traumaticgriftgazpachory by Lesbian Icon December 6, 2021

Marmalaid 

Penetrative sex with a piece of buttery toast (or two).

Southernhubs wife just walked in on him getting marmalaid in the kitchen

Marmalaid by Lesbian Icon November 13, 2021

Gar Rage 

Becoming irate when unable to get into (or out of the garage)

Mr R had serious Gar Rage during his stereo show when his automatic door wouldn’t open

Gar Rage by Lesbian Icon August 22, 2021

Tinderised 

Being treated like a piece of meat on dating apps

So many my hook ups keep asking for nudes I feel completely tinderised

Tinderised by Lesbian Icon July 19, 2021

Trepidittyation

The sense of apprehension and regret that is caused by sending a voicenote into to a show on Stereo which you instantly wish you had deleted.

Chloe and Colin were so irritated that they didn’t get a ‘Good Morning Fanfare’ that they both sent in six voicenotes complaining to the Scottish Fry Up. When they realised those voicenotes wouldn't be played for an hour the trepidittyation really kicked in.

Trepidittyation by Lesbian Icon April 29, 2021

Trepidittyation

The feelings of apprehension and regret experienced having sent an angry or whiny voicenote into a stereo show that you immediately wish you had decided to delete.

Chloe and Colin were so angry about missing out on good morning fanfares they each sent six voicenotes to complain. Then the trepidittyation hit as they realised they wouldn’t be played for another hour.

Trepidittyation by Lesbian Icon April 29, 2021

Jase 

Scottish word for a shit

Jean, I’m just going for a Jase, be about half an hour

Jase by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021