Lesbian Icon's definitions

Cocaine Aunt

You've heard of wine aunt? Well now there is a hyped up version of that, cocaine aunt.

She is the person in your family that no one knows where she came from, how are you even related? She never seems to really understand what is really going on but now and then will have a surprising incite that no one saw coming and only partly makes sense.

Allison:"What happened to her?"
Alex:"She seems like quite the cocaine aunt."
Allison:"Yaa"

by Lesbian Icon October 27, 2020

Marmalaid

Penetrative sex with a piece of buttery toast (or two).

Southernhubs wife just walked in on him getting marmalaid in the kitchen

by Lesbian Icon November 13, 2021

Tinderised

Being treated like a piece of meat on dating apps

So many my hook ups keep asking for nudes I feel completely tinderised

by Lesbian Icon July 19, 2021

Gar Rage

Becoming irate when unable to get into (or out of the garage)

Mr R had serious Gar Rage during his stereo show when his automatic door wouldn’t open

by Lesbian Icon August 22, 2021

Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Classifying motivations of right wing commentators, whether they are bad faith actors because of psychological damage or for money, or if they are just genuinely as thick as gazpacho. With some it’s a potent mix of all three - Traumaticgriftgazpachory

Seen the newest GBeebies mouthpiece- classic case of Traumaticgriftgazpachory

by Lesbian Icon December 6, 2021

Dickshat

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.

It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.

by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021

Jase

Scottish word for a shit

Jean, I’m just going for a Jase, be about half an hour

by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021