Definitions by Leroy Tyler Brown

fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.

As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.

fart chair by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

tuna intruder by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Crusty donut 

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

Crusty donut by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016