Definitions by Leonidas of Alexandria
Richiter
A rich person who pretends and acts like a middle class person, typically deeming themselves Upper Middle Class.
Person 1 (rich): Yeah, everyone thinks I'm soooo rich, like I didn't have a mansion at the top of hill... it was at the bottom.
Person 2: Jesus man, don't be such a Richiter.
Person 2: Jesus man, don't be such a Richiter.
Richiter by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Globomutt
A full white person who, in an attempt to seem special or like a minority, will say "Oh I'm Irish" or "Oh I'm Brazilian" when in reality they have maybe 2% Brazilian or Irish DNA.
Person 1: Yeah so I'm Brazilian, I'm Native American, I'm Irish, I'm Russian, I'm Libyan, I'm India...
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.
Globomutt by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
Falspring
Short for False-Spring, this is the short hot week that occurs at the end of Winter, before reverting back to being an extremely cold week, after which it will be Spring.
Last week it was super warm outside, so I thought today I could go swim. The water was super cold, must have been falspring.
Falspring by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
viterandum
Short for vitiose venerandum, Latin for Viciously Cute, is the trope of seemingly cute or adorable characters being vicious or chaotic.
Hey did you see that movie with the evil bunny?
Yeah, I didn't expect the twist where it killed someone, the bunny was very viterandum for me.
Yeah, I didn't expect the twist where it killed someone, the bunny was very viterandum for me.
viterandum by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Extreme boredom while doing something on a computer or other device, so bored that they begin to look at nearby objects like the keys for entertainment.
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
Short Wars
In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
Short Wars by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024