Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Extreme boredom while doing something on a computer or other device, so bored that they begin to look at nearby objects like the keys for entertainment.

I was so tired in the Zoom Meeting today, I've gone totally qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 04, 2024

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Globomutt

A full white person who, in an attempt to seem special or like a minority, will say "Oh I'm Irish" or "Oh I'm Brazilian" when in reality they have maybe 2% Brazilian or Irish DNA.

Person 1: Yeah so I'm Brazilian, I'm Native American, I'm Irish, I'm Russian, I'm Libyan, I'm India...
Person 2: Oh shut up! Don't be such a globomutt.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

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Whitey Tighty

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 04, 2024

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Violemon

A lemon, or other food, that harms the person eating it.

Person 1: Hey you want peppers on your taco?
Person 2: no, I don't like violemons.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

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Richiter

A rich person who pretends and acts like a middle class person, typically deeming themselves Upper Middle Class.

Person 1 (rich): Yeah, everyone thinks I'm soooo rich, like I didn't have a mansion at the top of hill... it was at the bottom.
Person 2: Jesus man, don't be such a Richiter.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024

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