Definitions by Leo Swopes
Boinkiversary
the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;
a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year
a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year
Boinkiversary by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010
Amuse-douche
A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
Amuse-douche by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009