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Definitions by Leo Swopes

Boinkiversary 

the annual recurrence of a date marking the first time you boinked someone;

a date that follows such a boinking by a specified period of time measured in units other than year
Oh my God, Alex! Next March will be our one-year boinkiversary.
Boinkiversary by Leo Swopes January 12, 2010

Amuse-douche 

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
Amuse-douche by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009