stay hard

Another great Ticket-ism from the hard line (www.theticket.com). It's a so long salutation basically meaning to remain being a stand up guy or gal. My mother says it now.

Thanks for allowing us to invade you personal space for this afternoon. Until then, stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya brutha.

by Leif June 10, 2006

Mike Sweeney

Baseball player, 1st Base, Plays for the Kansas City royals. Not a bad dude - on the religious side a bit. Been an all star. Hit a lotta taters.

Sports Reporter Talking to another KC Royal: "Have you seen Mike Sweeney?"

(Say it out loud! hahahahahaha)

by Leif June 10, 2006

confluence

It refers to a point of time or space where multiple items come together - flow together. It may be the combination of rivers, streets, or events in one's life.

It's amazing how you can see a border in the confluence between the Ohio and Mississippi rivers - and where the brown of the mississippi take over.

Oh, there's a strange confluence going on in my household - the squid is learning how to drive, and the she-wolf is expecting another child - let's top that off with my son impregnating a girl.

by Leif June 10, 2006

vaginal slice born born

1. Caesarian section.
Came from the Ticket, Gordon Keith.

2. Can also be a salutation of farewell.

Definition 1:
Girlfriend 1: Did she have natural childbirth?
Girlfriend 2: No, the baby was breech, so she had a vaginal slice born born.

Definition 2:
Dude 1: Well, time to go see the wife and squids. Later!
Dude 2: Vaginal slice born born!

by Leif June 10, 2006

Princess Leah

Newly Christened Princess of Norway. Two-month old Norwegian princess Leah Isadora, whose first name was inspired by Star Wars heroine Princess Leia, was christened in the royal palace chapel.

Born on April 8, 2005, Leah Isadora is the second child of Princess Maertha Louise and writer Ari Behn, and the third grandchild of King Harald and Queen Sonja.

Wow, finally we Star Wars geeks can point to a real life Princess Leah (Leia)

by Leif June 10, 2006

uncle stuff

the albertan slang for spooge

i got uncle stuff in my eye

by leif June 10, 2006

nagger

A spouse or significant other. Comes from the fact that they love to ride your back and never ever ever stop. God what a whipping... what a beatdown. And people wonder why half of the world cheats.?

With all the items on the honey-do list, Steve contemplated feeding his nagger arsenic.

by Leif June 10, 2006