fuckturdtard

A fucking turd who is also a fucking retard ... in brief, of course.

My girlfriend dumped me for another guy. She is such a fuckturdtard.

by Lee Lamberts October 28, 2006

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 01, 2008