Lee Bullock Mullethunter's definitions

uphill horticulturalist

1.giver of anal sex whilst standing up2. vertical shit shoveller

drop your pants you are about to experience the wonderful power of me, an uphill horticulturalist.

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 10, 2003

crotch kabab

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.

show the football team your croth kabab!!!

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003

my dying bride

1. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
2. listening to them has about the same emotional impact as your bride dying.
3. misery.

Cry of Mankind
your shameful heaven
Symphonaire Infernus et spera Empyrium

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter March 23, 2004