Definitions by Lee Bullock Mullethunter

my dying bride 

1. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
2. listening to them has about the same emotional impact as your bride dying.
3. misery.

Cry of Mankind
your shameful heaven
Symphonaire Infernus et spera Empyrium

my dying bride by Lee Bullock Mullethunter March 23, 2004

crotch kabab 

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.

show the football team your croth kabab!!!

crotch kabab by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003

uphill horticulturalist 

1.giver of anal sex whilst standing up2. vertical shit shoveller

drop your pants you are about to experience the wonderful power of me, an uphill horticulturalist.

uphill horticulturalist by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 10, 2003