Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?
Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.
Person Two: That sounds brutal.
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Schlart is when you make a wet (often smelly, but not always) fart. You can also use the term "schlarties" to describe a group of cool people.
Ryoken: Did you hear that wet schlart?
Clay: Hell yeah, cos it was me!
Ryoken: Sweet!
