38 definitions by Lea Bao
Pom: "Type your feelings for me!"
Pil: "Lol no! how could I do that?"
Pom proceeds to write down HER feelings for HIM. "Like this, Pil?"
Pil: "lol you just committed feelings-theft. I have feelings for you. They are not down-writable. They are only feelable. If you want to know my feelings, spend time with me. you know. the way people used to spend time together. back then. they sat with each other. talked. silenced. talked and all that."
Pil: "Lol no! how could I do that?"
Pom proceeds to write down HER feelings for HIM. "Like this, Pil?"
Pil: "lol you just committed feelings-theft. I have feelings for you. They are not down-writable. They are only feelable. If you want to know my feelings, spend time with me. you know. the way people used to spend time together. back then. they sat with each other. talked. silenced. talked and all that."
by Lea Bao November 26, 2020
googling your classmates from 25 years ago???? really? where did that come from all of a sudden. I'm telling you this mind knows how to stir shit up. It knows where it hurts and it knows how to put me down. It's not very nice. I don't like my mind.
I mean I have to eat and sleep with my mind too. I had come far in working it but sometimes I lose.
Anyway. Thinking of you. Tomorrow will be better.
Anyway. Thinking of you. Tomorrow will be better.
by Lea Bao November 22, 2020
If you proclaim that you want to make him happy, you have to consider all the types of happy he may crave.
Her (enlightened): "Oh I want to lift your spirits and spend a joyful Sunday!"
Him: "Fine. You could start by lifting the friendly spirit between my legs."
Her (sings a gospel and gets down)
Him: "Fine. You could start by lifting the friendly spirit between my legs."
Her (sings a gospel and gets down)
by Lea Bao November 29, 2020
nibbling on your self loaf thats what you are
costing me my precious time, my last bits of youth
nobodys ever there for me you know its true
costing me my precious time, my last bits of youth
nobodys ever there for me you know its true
by Lea Bao July 29, 2020
while plucking every single hair on his head with a pair of tweezers, a voice in his headheart joined in. "She loves me." "She loves me." "She loves me." "She loves me." (...)
What's this? Its December 2!
Open it!
Open it!
by Lea Bao December 2, 2020
by Lea Bao December 1, 2020