Lazthedictionist's definitions
1: An inflation fetishist addicted to/incredibly fond of popping others or themselves,usually finding heavy sexual gratification in it. Not slutshaming despite the name.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
Definition 1,example 1:
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024
Get the Popslutmug. When someone seems intent on telling you to stop feeling a specific emotion. Usually negativity because you're "bringing everyone's mood down" or something similar. Even when you hide your emotions in public and say one offhand comment about how you really feel,there will most likely be someone there to enact Emotional Policing. You're expected to change yourself despite how you truly feel,despite how many facts you have to back up your emotions (which you shouldn't need because that notion seeks to invalidate emotional response). Emotional Policing is everywhere.
Example one:
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."
Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."
Todd: "Yeah,Project 2025 is going to hurt a lot of marginalized people and minorities. I'm worried my friends will die."
Bill: "Oh my god,stop being such a fucking doomer Todd! Just relax,everything will be okay."
Todd: "Oh yeah,I should totally 'just relax' when the people I know are going to be hurt or killed. Fuck you and your Emotional Policing,Bill."
Example two:
Jerry: *Expresses even one negative emotion.*
Tom: "SHUT UP YOU DOOMER PESSIMIST NEGATIVE NANCY DOOMER DOOMER DOOMER! BE HAPPY GODDAMNIT DON'T DRAG DOWN THE MOOD OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU STOP IT"
Jerry: "Fuckin' Emotional Policing.."
by Lazthedictionist November 23, 2024
Get the Emotional Policingmug. When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.
by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025
Get the Medical Hibernationmug.