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Definitions by Lazthedictionist

Fuckblimp 

A term from within the inflation community. Usually used as an endearing or teasing term by dominant female inflators when blowing up submissive male inflatees,but it applies to all genders. Can be used for describing those inflated with air,gas,or occasionally blueberry juice and/or water,although those would more fall into the 'liquid fillings' category and therefore not truly be 'blimps'.
Andrew: "I feel so full.."
Tori: "I bet you do,big boy. You're my personal fuckblimp now."
Fuckblimp by Lazthedictionist July 23, 2024

Blazagna 

What you call not quite awful lasagna,but not too delicious lasagna either. Pronounced "Blah-sahn-nyah"
EXAMPLE ONE:
Barry: "Dinner's ready,Tom."
Tom: "Agh,Blazagna again."
Barry: "At least I can actually cook."

EXAMPLE TWO:
Little Jimmy: "What the fuck is with this school cafeteria Blazagna?"
Teacher: "Watch your language you little shit."
Blazagna by Lazthedictionist July 23, 2024

Weatheredging 

When the sky is cloudy,gray,and looking like it'll rain,but either never does or finally does after what feels like hours of anxiety.
Tyler: "Ugh,why can't it just rain already? I'm getting sick of the Weatheredging."
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"