Lazthedictionist's definitions
When the sky is cloudy,gray,and looking like it'll rain,but either never does or finally does after what feels like hours of anxiety.
Tyler: "Ugh,why can't it just rain already? I'm getting sick of the Weatheredging."
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"
Aaron: "Tyler,what the fuck?"
by Lazthedictionist July 22, 2024
Get the Weatheredging mug.When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."
Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."
Example three:
Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024
Get the Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit mug.1: An inflation fetishist addicted to/incredibly fond of popping others or themselves,usually finding heavy sexual gratification in it. Not slutshaming despite the name.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
2: Someone who likes pop music a little too much. Most likely slutshaming.
Both definitions can be applied to all genders.
Definition 1,example 1:
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
Andrew: "I love my girlfriend Tori,she's a bit of a popslut. Last week she spiked my burrito and made me inflate with gas until I popped."
Ezekiel: "Hot."
Definition 1,example 2:
Tori was such a popslut that she chugged directly from the ice cream machine until she exploded. It left a mess that she ended up having to clean,but she says it was worth it.
Definition 2 example:
Brianna and Byron are both total popsluts,always singing the same 3 boring pop songs for the millionth time. Listen to some Madonna for god's sake!
by Lazthedictionist December 20, 2024
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