Lazirus's definitions

segseg

An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.

"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."

by lazirus July 7, 2004

Pidgeotto

The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.

My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!

"Interested in girls yet?"

Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh

by lazirus July 6, 2004

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
NegroI don't give a fuck g. 3827508912365-384165-3465-83641-9581634-586312-4856-3140531465-=314256=13425

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

Putting something hot up in that ass

The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.

Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!

by lazirus July 6, 2004

dragon shrine

A confusing area in Lufia 2 which features all glitched tiles and a very perplexing maze and plays one of my favorite RPG tunes of all time. Overall, worth a check-out.

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by lazirus July 6, 2004

seiken densetsu 3

The best role-playing game ever created. All of its elements are beyond stasifying and I found that every hour I put into it was well worth the dedication, EVEN if the entire video game was comprised of Japanese dialogue.

It's only substantial rivals are Secret Of Mana, Lufia 2, Illusion Of Gaia, Soulblazer, and Terranigma. There are so many more that I could mention as well. All on the SNES, the only system that you could ever say that time was spent on creating its games that was for the purpose of creating a lovable game that people could grow up treasuring.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

soulblazer

There is no definition for Soulblazer?! Well there simply must be one!

And here it is! Example is too short Example is too short Example is too short

by lazirus July 6, 2004