Lazirus's definitions

lazarus

The correct spelling of my name that originated from the main character, Lazarus Long, in the novel "Time Enough For Love".

I will read only books writen by Robert A. Heinlein.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

soulblazer

There is no definition for Soulblazer?! Well there simply must be one!

And here it is! Example is too short Example is too short Example is too short

by lazirus July 6, 2004

Pidgeotto

The evolved form of "Pidgey". What pidgey evolves into. If you were to devolve pidgeotto you would remove the card to find a "pidgey" card.

My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!
My pidgey involved into pidgeotto!!!

"Interested in girls yet?"

Nope~!!! adsfhdaherahaerhaerhadrhdarh

by lazirus July 6, 2004

I don't give a fuck g

A common exchange between a negro and a gangbanger. Often used needlessly.

Gangbanger:Bob Saget smokes-ah-da reefer.
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by lazirus July 6, 2004

genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

segseg

An extremely common version of randomization (just mashing keys... like dgf9wehguwehg) that is often used by people who play Rainbow Six games a lot. It is so common that I am now making it an urban terminology.

"Bill swallows."
"That makes me nervous."
"Why is that?"
"He's having a dinner party tonight and..."
"Let me guess, you're going?"
"HELLLSSSSSS no, my brother is, and he's got a shaved head, ripped body, and an Iron Cross around his neck, and he's going to a gay man's party."
"Oh, well that's a recipe for connundrum."
"Jigga what?"
"Todd, you're such a fag."
"So?"
"I hate fucking fags."
"...I-"
"I'm your brother you see."

by lazirus July 7, 2004

dragon shrine

A confusing area in Lufia 2 which features all glitched tiles and a very perplexing maze and plays one of my favorite RPG tunes of all time. Overall, worth a check-out.

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by lazirus July 6, 2004