Lawyer Greg's definitions

He-man surprise

when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird

"Dude that He-man surprise we gave her last night gave her the power."

by Lawyer Greg July 28, 2009

Hind-time

Time set aside for yourself, just for relaxing, or possibly masturbating alone in a dark living room. Alternatively, it can mean just about anything.

1. "Ahhhhh, it's finally hind-time..."

2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"

3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."

4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"

by Lawyer Greg March 1, 2010

motorboatboarding

After you jiggle your lips in the area between a woman's breasts, you either dunk her head in a barrel of water or she dunks your head in it.

My friend Brian totally motorboatboarded the whore he met in the alleyway last night.

Skeletor and He-man were quite surprised that Teela went to Dave for some motorboatboarding.

After he went motorboatboarding, Dave is gonna require some serious hind-time and beef bullion.

My tits got motorboatboarded last night, and they were so stinky I had to go and wash them down by the river.

by Lawyer Greg November 30, 2017

Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

by Lawyer Greg June 28, 2021