Lauren's definitions

putting out the puss

dressing to impress

"wow, Kaityln's really putting out the puss in those hotpants"

by lauren August 30, 2003

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

what the kronk

what the fuck?

"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

elbow

a joint between your upper arm and forearm where you can bend, usually not backwards.

My elbow is dirty;I need to scrub it.

by Lauren November 12, 2004

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005

grabske

a very cool uncommon last name, found by a young girl in Delavan, WI.

You're the coolest person i know you're like a Grabske!

by Lauren February 1, 2004