Definitions by Lateen O

schlongmont 

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

schlongmont by Lateen O August 14, 2006

fingerhut

Vagina. A warm place to place your fingers.

I played with her fingerhut to warm things up. After the fourth finger, she was hot to trot.

fingerhut by Lateen O August 14, 2006