Larstait's definitions

xilophone

A musical instrument played by small children in kindergarden

The xilophone sucks

by larstait October 29, 2003

source code

The skeleton of a web site. Only cool nerd types can wield this mighty sword of justice.

I copy pasted the source code up his fat ass

by larstait October 13, 2003

fishnig

A person who commits adultery with someone not of his/her race.

John banged Shaneeqa vigorously. He became a fishnig.

by larstait October 12, 2003

flimsy

The description of something in poor shape / flexibility.

Flimsy-armed Matthew.

by larstait October 28, 2003

quis separabit

(Latin)Who shall separate (us)?

Much Latin is used in writing.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Three's company

Old sitcom starring JOHN RITTER.

Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

There's a lovely space that needs your face,

Three's Company, Too!

by larstait October 14, 2003

vaticinate

To predict, foretell.

The vaticination of the end of the world was recorded by Nastradamus.

by Larstait November 14, 2003