19 definitions by Larry Tiita

Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.
I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.
by Larry Tiita September 12, 2009
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What people of color in the projects call the State cheese that is handed out to them by the truck load. The word is slang for Government Cheese.
Shiiit, Tyrone I'm sick of this gubment cheese. Ain't you got any peanut butter and jelly in this crib?
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
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Someone who creates a fake Facebook, My Space or blogging ID with the intent of gaining someone's trust or getting "friend" status so they can create havoc. The sniper will do things like comment negatively on a photo, post a falsehood, or make rude comments with the intent to either embarass or piss off the other party.
I got on this chick's Facebook last night. I commented on her photo that her boyfriend was a JackBag and his hair looked like he was wearing a helmet. She was pissed and kicked me off! I love being an Internet Sniper!
by Larry Tiita October 06, 2009
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Foodstamps. This was the original definition for the word, until loose women starting getting tats above their ass cracks.
You should have seen it. I was at the grocery store waiting in line and this crack whore with 8 kids was buying soda, steak and lobster. The bitch paid in tramp stamps. I couldn't help myself. I told her to get a job, close her legs and get out of my wallet.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
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A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 09, 2011
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