Definitions by Larry Long Pump

Cesstool

The action of keeping your poo in a jar for a lengthy period of time and to then rigorously insert one's member into it until ejaculation.

Mark was known to occasionally cesstool his own waste.

Merch

To fart into one's hand and sniff it whilst masturbating with the other. For a lady.

Onanism got really boring and that is when I got into cecilatron.

Merch