Laren McLauren's definitions

roach poach

to hunt cockroaches, waterbugs or silverfish illegally for profit and/or fun

with ted's PS2 on the fritz, we decided to embark on a roach poach till that snotty little intern from greenpeace showed up and tied us all up

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003

fart taste

a foul tasting wet sensation, akin to sushi or mcdonalds $.99 menu

That McChicken Smoothie was pure fart taste if ever there was one

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003

fairy creme

custard or pie filling traditionally found in a gay man's refrigerator

I was in the mood for Nasty FruitCake Surprise but to my chagrin i found no fairy creme in Darrin's fridge

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003