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Definitions by Lamont Cranston Jr.

:place where all the menu items are new 'fusions'
Should I get the Kiwi-cabbage twist, or the Blue-ice opal cocktail, this place is such a Mangotron!

Lumberly 

:in an awkward or derpy manner
The oversized hamburger bun lay lumberly on top of the small patty sticking out the side.
Lumberly by Lamont Cranston Jr. August 6, 2021
:state of being calm, or return to sanguine status, after an initial heightened reaction to bad news.
I'm unwelped after I realized that even though my air conditioner broke, it could've been worse, it could've fallen on someone.
:place where all the menu items are new 'fusions'
Should I get the Kiwi-cabbage twist, or the Blue-ice opal cocktail, this bistro is such a Mangotron!
:place where all the menu items are new fusions
Should I get the Kiwi-lemon Tuesday Twist, or the Blue-ice Opal Cocktail, Harry's Bar is such a Mangotron.

Necksturday

:the day of the week your neck is supposed to feel better, but doesn't.
You'll have to make an appointment with your chiropractor on Necksturday.

Cringetrovert 

Someone so introverted that they make you cringe.
Tre sets alarms on his phone to sound like he's getting a phone call, in case he needs to leave a party because he's uncomfortable. He's such a cringetrovert.