Lamont Cranston Jr.'s definitions

Necksturday

:the day of the week your neck is supposed to feel better, but doesn't.

You'll have to make an appointment with your chiropractor on Necksturday.

by Lamont Cranston Jr. July 14, 2021

Mangotron

:place where all the menu items are new fusions

Should I get the Kiwi-lemon Tuesday Twist, or the Blue-ice Opal Cocktail, Harry's Bar is such a Mangotron.

by Lamont Cranston Jr. July 23, 2021

Mangotron

:place where all the menu items are new 'fusions'

Should I get the Kiwi-cabbage twist, or the Blue-ice opal cocktail, this bistro is such a Mangotron!

by Lamont Cranston Jr. July 30, 2021

Unwelped

:state of being calm, or return to sanguine status, after an initial heightened reaction to bad news.

I'm unwelped after I realized that even though my air conditioner broke, it could've been worse, it could've fallen on someone.

by Lamont Cranston Jr. July 30, 2021

Lumberly

:in an awkward or derpy manner

The oversized hamburger bun lay lumberly on top of the small patty sticking out the side.

by Lamont Cranston Jr. August 6, 2021

mangotron

:place where all the menu items are new 'fusions'

Should I get the Kiwi-cabbage twist, or the Blue-ice opal cocktail, this place is such a Mangotron!

by Lamont Cranston Jr. August 6, 2021

Cringetrovert

Someone so introverted that they make you cringe.

Tre sets alarms on his phone to sound like he's getting a phone call, in case he needs to leave a party because he's uncomfortable. He's such a cringetrovert.

by Lamont Cranston Jr. July 9, 2021