Definitions by Lady Sparta

cheese 

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.

Cheese tastes good.

cheese by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019

shit day 

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.

shit day by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

death week 

When a girl is on her period (aka being a savage bitch).

Emma: I don't have a single fucking pencil! You there, get me a pencil you son-of-a-bitch!
Veronica: Emma must be on her death week.

death week by Lady Sparta February 13, 2019