Lady Csyde's definitions
A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).
It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?
by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007
Get the TI-83mug. 1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.
Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.
by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007
Get the Brown Line Expressmug. A bizarre and extremely uncomfortable sensation of constant electric buzzing in the head after discontinuing certain antidepressant drugs. Can be very persistent and may be related to epilepsy.
Lexapro did wonders for me, but then I had to skip a few days between prescription refills... then, the zaps...
by Lady Csyde November 22, 2006
Get the the zapsmug. Something you tell a woman who's acting like a little bitch to strap on a set of, since she probably wouldn't want a set of balls too much. Unless she's a transboi, but that's getting a little too far into it.
I dunno, it just didn't seem right to tell her to "man up", so I told her to strap on a set of ovaries and deal with it like a real woman.
by Lady Csyde December 31, 2006
Get the set of ovariesmug. Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.
Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009
Get the escargotmug. Refers to a illegal market; that is, a market in illegal (such as drugs or prostitution) or unregulated (such as cigarettes or prescription drugs) goods and services such that the buyer and seller are both violating the laws of the jurisdiction in which the trade happens.
Did you hear the RatShack manager down the street got arrested for selling black market radar detectors in Connecticut?
by Lady Csyde June 20, 2006
Get the black marketmug. A 22oz bottle of beer (commonly used by microbreweries) or a 1.5 liter bottle of wine (also known as a magnum).
I drank an entire bomber of something called Steel Rail Extra Pale Ale once. By the end of the meal I was listing heavily to the left and serenading my parents with a very weedy rendition of "American Pie".
by Lady Csyde October 25, 2006
Get the bombermug.