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A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004
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by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004
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He used to be a BernieBro; now he can't stand Bernie so he became a Doreknob. I wonder if anyone's remind him that a leftist should never be a Trump supporter.
by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024
Get the Doreknob mug.A device created by Texas Instruments primarily as a productivity sink for math students. Has long since been replaced by models capable of creating even more distraction (like the TI-84 Plus).
It is true that I would never have gotten through college calculus without my TI-83, but seriously -- what did my professor think I was doing with it out in the middle of friggin' July with all the other summer school tards?
by Lady Csyde January 9, 2007
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Get the jargon file mug.A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.
by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007
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