Ladderwalker's definitions

Drivesoft

A variation of airsoft, in which the participants drive around in cars, usually in urban areas, and attempt to hit either other participants or innocent bystanders with airsoft pellets.

"Dude, I totally pwned this dude in the butt while we were playing drivesoft the other day. He had no idea what hit him! He was just standing there, taking out the trash."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Filling Up the Stetson

Urinating in an open container while riding in a moving car. The phrase originated in 1835, when settlers riding the Oregon Trail were forced to relieve themselves in a large Stetson hat, to avoid stopping their wagons for fear of Indian attacks.

"Geez Jimmy, would you drive a little smoother? I'm filling up the stetson right now, but since you're driving like a maniac, it's splashing around everywhere."

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

adwarfable

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"

by Ladderwalker May 8, 2009

Bunpeel

v.
The act of separating sticky or sweaty undergarments from the buttox.

Since he had been jogging all day, Joe had to use a spatula to bunpeel his boxers.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009