Ladderwalker's definitions

adwarfable

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"

by Ladderwalker May 8, 2009

Sim Dating

A romantic relationship between two people's online characters, but not between the actual people themselves. Also known as "Avatar Dating."

It allows for the ultimate "Safe Sex" experience, as well as permitting multiple relationships in multiple virtual gaming environments, such as WoW or Second Life

Yeah, my level 12 night elf has been sim dating her level 17 enchantress for quite a while now... but since she didn't help me out in my last battle with the mage, I'm going to dump her soon.

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009

Drawbridge

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.

Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.

by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009

Bunpeel

v.
The act of separating sticky or sweaty undergarments from the buttox.

Since he had been jogging all day, Joe had to use a spatula to bunpeel his boxers.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009