12 definition by Ladderwalker

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

v.

A recreational hobby common among rural students attending college in the city. It is viewed as an acceptable alternative to cow tipping when no cows are available. Under cover of darkness, students sneak up on an intoxicated bum and upend either the bum, the bum's shopping cart, or both.

Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.