12 definition by Ladderwalker

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.
"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.
by Ladderwalker February 03, 2009

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Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.
"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"
by Ladderwalker May 08, 2009

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v.

A recreational hobby common among rural students attending college in the city. It is viewed as an acceptable alternative to cow tipping when no cows are available. Under cover of darkness, students sneak up on an intoxicated bum and upend either the bum, the bum's shopping cart, or both.

"Dude we went bum tipping last night; it was just like tipping cows back home, only with more noise!"
by Ladderwalker February 03, 2009

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Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.
Joe made a mistake of assuming the parapendicular lines were in fact perpendicular, causing him to only earn a C- on his geometry exam.
by Ladderwalker February 03, 2009

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n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.
Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.
by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009

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