Ladderwalker's definitions

adwarfable

Adj: A term of endearment for a small person.

"Gosh, little Kimi is so adwarfable!"

by Ladderwalker May 8, 2009

Drawbridge

n.
Tangled hairs spanning across the buttocks near the rectum, preventing proper excretion until forcibly cleared.

Dude, I tried taking a dump but forgot to clear out my drawbridge first, so my crap totally went everywhere but down.

by Ladderwalker January 26, 2009

Bunpeel

v.
The act of separating sticky or sweaty undergarments from the buttox.

Since he had been jogging all day, Joe had to use a spatula to bunpeel his boxers.

by Ladderwalker January 29, 2009

Bum Tipping

v.

A recreational hobby common among rural students attending college in the city. It is viewed as an acceptable alternative to cow tipping when no cows are available. Under cover of darkness, students sneak up on an intoxicated bum and upend either the bum, the bum's shopping cart, or both.

"Dude we went bum tipping last night; it was just like tipping cows back home, only with more noise!"

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009

Core Cooler

Laying shirtless on one's back and placing an ice cube in one's belly button. Thought of as clever by trailer trash from the Southern United States. Only effective when the user posesses a ponderous beer gut.

"Earl! Why you layin' all up in the hot sun like that?"

"It's nuthin' Martha; I got's me my core cooler"

by Ladderwalker January 27, 2009