Definitions by La Metralleta

Influencerton

A peloton of cyclists (not the indoor bike brand), comprised mainly of road cyclists sporting the most expensive gear they got for free as part of their influencer career.

They don’t ride solo, most times assisted by a stronger cyclist that helps create a draft for better speed and results.

The influencerton just flew past me, I caught up to them later as they were photographing each other for social media.

Influencerton by La Metralleta June 11, 2022

Bidened

The act of winning at any cost, including the use illegal, immoral and unethical means.

Hey Don, there’s nothing you can do anymore, your opponent bidened you.

Bidened by La Metralleta December 14, 2020

Sbotch 

1. In Monte-Carlo, your waitress or server.

2. Your personal slave

1. I was at eating in a restaurant in Monaco, raised my arm and called sbotch!

2. Julien was my sbotch for the weekend, he took care of my pets while I was gone.

Sbotch by La Metralleta January 30, 2017