Definitions by La Douche

white jesus 

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

white jesus by La Douche April 13, 2004

emo fag 

Someone who epitomises the sappy and gay elements of regular demographics such as goths, teen boppers, punkers, skaters, surfers, etc.

Emo fag: My girlfriend, Janie, blocked me on Yahoo!IM. I knew she blocked me 'coz she was on AIM, but she didn't know I knew that. This makes me sad like the time my Taking Back Sunday signed skateboard was run over. I think I might take some Sudafed to help me bring and end to this life.

emo fag by La Douche April 13, 2004

government shout 

1. Using a housing commision home as a party venue.
2. Spending the majority of your welfare on alcohol.
3. Getting government funding for a corroboree.

Kevin and Keith are headin' out to the new joint the housin' comish given 'em to smoke some yhandi and drink some meffo.

government shout by La Douche April 13, 2004

throwdown 

A glass bottle of beer somewhere in the region of 250 mL, not to be confused with a middy.

I can't afford a case of regular sized stubbies so I'll go with throwdowns.

throwdown by La Douche April 13, 2004