Gazzlewazzer

Noun> An animal that causes surprise.
Tom: Hey Bill, how did you feel when that wolf came in your driveway?
Bill: The Gazzlewazzer made me shit my pants.
by LSDeezus October 20, 2017
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Klondomius

Adjective, a state of being:

To come under extreme sexual frustration at the sight of common water-fowl.
Steve: Brah,i think i might be klondomius, that duck over there has given me a raging woody in my pants.
by LSDeezus April 20, 2018
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Fagelnorp

Noun/ Adjective: An intentionally clownish or foolish person.
Tom: Hey, did you hear when Bill was talking about foot fetish preferences in the middle of a political discussion?
Bob: Yeah, what a Fagelnorp.
by LSDeezus October 20, 2017
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Woablin

Adjective:

To be heavily intoxicated to the point of wobbling, but still able to comprehend one's surroundings somewhat.

Synonyms: Drunk, Turnt, Stoned, Lifted, Pilt.
Bill: Hey you seen Tim at the party last night?
Fred: Yea man, he drank so much lean he started woablin.
by LSDeezus May 30, 2017
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