Definitions by LSDeezus

Klondomius 

Adjective, a state of being:

To come under extreme sexual frustration at the sight of common water-fowl.

Steve: Brah,i think i might be klondomius, that duck over there has given me a raging woody in my pants.

Klondomius by LSDeezus May 28, 2018

Fagelnorp 

Noun/ Adjective: An intentionally clownish or foolish person.

Tom: Hey, did you hear when Bill was talking about foot fetish preferences in the middle of a political discussion?
Bob: Yeah, what a Fagelnorp.

Fagelnorp by LSDeezus October 25, 2017

Gazzlewazzer 

Noun> An animal that causes surprise.

Tom: Hey Bill, how did you feel when that wolf came in your driveway?
Bill: The Gazzlewazzer made me shit my pants.

Gazzlewazzer by LSDeezus October 25, 2017

Woablin

Adjective:

To be heavily intoxicated to the point of wobbling, but still able to comprehend one's surroundings somewhat.

Synonyms: Drunk, Turnt, Stoned, Lifted, Pilt.

Bill: Hey you seen Tim at the party last night?
Fred: Yea man, he drank so much lean he started woablin.

Woablin by LSDeezus May 29, 2017