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Definitions by LPeezy

Tennessee Toothpick 

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
Tennessee Toothpick by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Ultimate Troll 

When someone goes out of there way to troll people. Can make most laugh with their trolling tactics.
Darius: Chris why would u do that?!?

Chris: You know me, I’m The ULTIMATE TROLL 🤡
Ultimate Troll by LPeezy February 14, 2022

Ultimate Troll 

When someone goes out of there way to troll people. Can make most laugh with their trolling tactics.
Darius: Chris why would u do that?!?

Chris: You know me, I’m The ULTIMATE TROLL 🤡
Ultimate Troll by LPeezy February 14, 2022

Deep sea diving with the floaties on 

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.
Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!