christpunch

Used to describe an action so uncool, that it is the equivilent of punching christ.

Lindy: joe stole a kid's bike today
Marlise: what a christpunch!

by Lolita January 12, 2005

Tch

The 40 minute "You are a complete asshole" speech given by wives and girlfriends who are frustrated with their men, all in one sound.

"Honey, I'm sorry I was <insert excuse here>..."
"Tch."

by Lolita January 17, 2004