LAUREN's definitions

carpetmuncher

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

by lauren August 30, 2003

gorgey

gorgeous, usually used to describe a totally hot guy

"bill is so gorgey"

by lauren August 31, 2003

hootchy

slutty

"brianna the hootchy queen"

by lauren September 1, 2003

Llamasexual

A furry metrosexual with a propensity towards llamas.

"Matt is such a llamasexual. The envy of every man, the nightmare of every llama."

by Lauren October 26, 2004

chicken head

When girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken. Refers to girls who can do the job FAST. Also refers to girls who give blowjobs to anyone.

JOE: I'll let that chicken head blow me anytime!
BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!
JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.


JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!
RYAN: You lucky bastard...

by Lauren July 5, 2004

jugglies

a word for someone so immature that the only definition they can think of is "lolz!" you lamer.

did I tell you about that total lamer that said jugglies and spends his entire life playing online games?!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

gerber

cool

"your jacket is gerber."

by lauren August 30, 2003