Definitions by Kyle Turley

The Cruise Ship 

Motor boat on a fat man or female with saggy breasts with wide cleavage.

I bet all the ladies love to give Bill Parcells and Charlie Weis The Cruise Ship.

The Cruise Ship by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

the beltway 

When a belt is too tight on a fat person. The belt creates a valley between the belly and the groin

The beltway on Charlie Weis is spectacular compared to Bill Parcell.

the beltway by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

piradical 

Looking, acting, dressing in a way that is befitting of a pirate. A combination of pirate and radical.

The abscence of teeth and abundance of facial hair on that guy is absolutly piradical.

piradical by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

Camel Tongue 

A male version of the camel toe.

"Check out the Camel Tongue on that dude!"

Camel Tongue by Kyle Turley September 2, 2006