Kyle Turley's definitions

The Cruise Ship

Motor boat on a fat man or female with saggy breasts with wide cleavage.

I bet all the ladies love to give Bill Parcells and Charlie Weis The Cruise Ship.

by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

piradical

Looking, acting, dressing in a way that is befitting of a pirate. A combination of pirate and radical.

The abscence of teeth and abundance of facial hair on that guy is absolutly piradical.

by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

Camel Tongue

A male version of the camel toe.

"Check out the Camel Tongue on that dude!"

by Kyle Turley September 2, 2006

the beltway

When a belt is too tight on a fat person. The belt creates a valley between the belly and the groin

The beltway on Charlie Weis is spectacular compared to Bill Parcell.

by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006