Definitions by Kyle Lees

Big Tits 

The ugliest possible form for a female's breasts to take at any age, yet which the majority of the male population seems to hunger for. This leads to girls with perfect, elegant little breasts to ruin them with enlargement.

The worst fucking trend in Western aesthetics ever.

'Look at me! My big tits are so huge and swollen and so fucking ugly like orange rotten melons that I know you're gonna love them!'
'That's great, honey. I want a divorce, you cow.'

Big Tits by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

A cup 

One of the most perfect sizes for a girl's breasts.

'I prefer slender A cup breasts over big ugly breasts.'

A cup by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

Itty Bitty Titty Committee 

A gathering of girls of varying ages with perfect breasts.

'I would rather see the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than the Smug Tub Jug Club.'

Itty Bitty Titty Committee by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006