Kyle's definitions

chill out dudematic

A term used when a guy is acting like a deusch,or when a chick is acting like a dude.

Jenny: I'm so muscular!
John: Whoa! Chill out dudematic

by Kyle December 14, 2004

squizz

A squizz is a person who pretends he is straight, has a girlfriend, talks about boobies, but infact hides a secret homosexual lifestyle where he takes it up the ass like a little bitch that he really is.

That guy Jon, he is such a squizz. Last week I saw him necking some guy in town, his girlfriend has no clue.

by kyle January 2, 2005

headless horseman

Fucking a girl while she's on top with a bag on her head.

I had to give these beat girl the ol' headless horseman cuz she was a butterface.

by Kyle June 15, 2004

dusted

when you are smoking a bowl and it has been reduced to nothing but ash, it is said to be "dusted."

shit that bowl is dusted already?

by kyle April 11, 2004

polf

Its another word for pork that reeks like poo.

1.You made some nasty polf.

2.You smell like polf.

by kyle May 13, 2005

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

Cleaning Lavelle

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick

I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.

by Kyle March 3, 2007