chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 05, 2005

fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.

Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers

by KungFu April 05, 2005

hot flash

an embarassing moment where suddenly your face blushes quickly and you can actually feel yourself blush. Sometimes accompanied with a sudden dropping feeling in your stomach.

We were at a party and I figured I could sneak out a fart but just as I did the music stopped and I got a serious hot flash.

by KungFu April 05, 2005

cornholio

A un-official millitary term. Used as a code word for "there is an officer, staff non commissioned officer, or anyone else of higher rank that will get you in trouble for goofing off". Founded by the cannoneers of battery P 5/14. The term may not have worked all that well since that unit no longer exists.

Cornholio, secure the happiness.

by KungFu April 04, 2005

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 04, 2005

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.

That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.

by KungFu April 04, 2005

antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

by KungFu April 01, 2005