KungFu's definitions

tits pierre

Really great. Perfect. Can't get any better.

That 1970 chevelle LS-6 is tits pierre.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

H.O.A.

1. Short for Home Owners Association.
2. Lawn Nazis
3. The masters of bitching, whining and complaining world wide.
4. What happens to dorks when they grow up
5. People who charge you money so they can tell you what to do with your property so you can please everyone else exept you.
6. mentally challenged
7. Where people go when they are too lazy to do anything productive
8. Above the law

I just got the Highlands Ranch H.O.A. bill and it's 110.00 and they want me to paint my house a new color

by KungFu April 4, 2005

butt punch

Exactly what it sounds like. A very hard punch to the buttocks. An excellent retort when you've been farted on. If done fast enough the sounds of the fart should speed up or change pitch.

bob thought he was being funny when he stuck his ass over my shoulder and farted he stopped laughing when I butt punched him.

by KungFu April 4, 2005

skawnk

yet another funny sounding word for sex.

Oh man I want to skawnk the hell out of her

by KungFu April 4, 2005

hot flash

an embarassing moment where suddenly your face blushes quickly and you can actually feel yourself blush. Sometimes accompanied with a sudden dropping feeling in your stomach.

We were at a party and I figured I could sneak out a fart but just as I did the music stopped and I got a serious hot flash.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

music store syndrome

when you are in a store and you know there is something you want or need but you can't think of it.

Damnit I know there is something I needed from here, crap I have music store syndrome

by KungFu April 5, 2005

sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant

Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing

by KungFu April 5, 2005