Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.

He is a flagged soldier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

black cab

The black (sometimes red) Taxi's operated in London.

"You never see a poor black cab driver."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.

0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sport of kings

See horse racing

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004