Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

just so

Slightly, not too much for anyone's taste.

Make my tea just so.


Stick it in her cunt just so, don't go too deep.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

King's shilling

The British army wage, formerly, a shilling a day.

Earn the King's Shilling, lad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

have cannon

To be heavily armed.

"The French are have cannon"

"Are you sure"


"Sorry, I meant the taliban"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

rampart

A fortification consisting of a man-made hill (embankment) with a building at the top. Typically, there will be barbed wire or some mannor of defending material at the bottom (spikes, anti-personnel mines) and two entrances.

Nazi ramparts were destroyed on d-day

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pavarotti

A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.

Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

this is spinal tap

See mockumentary

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

modus vivendi

a) The way one lives.
b) Minor disagreement that could upset a "beneficiary" of the solution.

Let's keep our modus vivendi and stay calm.

Oh my, modus vivendi has occured, let's rectify it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004