Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

pikeyfy 

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.

For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.

pikeyfy by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

old spice

(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.

All hail Baroness Thatcher!

old spice by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

they 

The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.

They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.

they by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

bushkraut 

(n.) A german who speaks english in an austrailian-german style accent. Funny to listen to.

Hey, check out the bushkraut over there selling maps.

bushkraut by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

golden bear 

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

golden bear by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

scapegoat 

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat

I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.

scapegoat by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII

D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.

Fortress Europe by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004