stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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imperialist

(n.) One who engages in, or by other means supports imperialism. They seek the betterment of thier own nation by uniting 'backwards' or poorly developed nations with corrupt or almost non-existant governments together to work for the good of themselves.

Often blindly and incorrectly accused of being fascist nazis by human rights groups and other opposers, imperialists have been forced to repress thier views due to the strong anti-imperialist feelings from pinkos worldwide. The world is becoming far too soft and slow without imperialism.
Imperialists like to look back on the ninettenth century as a good time.

I am a supporter of imperialism, hence, and imperialist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004
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defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.
Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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Put through thier paces

(v.) To run a harsh training drill.
Time to put our players through thier paces.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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nay

Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.
Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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