Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism

When did you turn your back on God?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

ill-will

Hatred, malicious utterings.

Ye olde witch bring ye ill-will te thy nag!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than

Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

merkin

See also merikan

merkians over there shouting at the tv.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

once and for all

To accomplish the objectives in one go to the degree where it need not be done again.

Facism in Europe was supposedly ended once and for all. When people forget what it did, and the war vets are all dead, it may rise again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

orgasm donor

(n.) One who gives orgasms, saving many (sex) lives.

I am the ultimate orgasm donor

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004