1020 definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

by Kung-fu Jesus April 24, 2004

holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-fu Jesus May 14, 2004

gratuitous violence

Gratuitous violence is violence for the sake of being violent. Usually assocciated with low budget movies and cult videogames. Given without need, often unrealistic.

Grand Theft Auto had a Gratuitous violence bonus.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 17, 2004

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004

they

The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.

They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 6, 2004

assdarts

(v.) to have anal sex. See buggery

Elitist and the foreign goat.

by Kung-fu Jesus May 8, 2004

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-fu Jesus April 30, 2004