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medc

"More economically developed country"


The former 'first world country'.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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Total War

War where winning is at any cost
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Jamaica's got a bobsled team

Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.
Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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steal ones' thunder

(v.) To steal ones' thunder is to draw attention and publicity that should go to someone else to another cause without prior warning.
At the live aid concert, Queen stole everyones' thunder. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Lend Lease Act

How america became the world's richest nation.

Basically, raped britain of her assets and overseas investments, particularly in North America. See Greed.
IN ONE OF HIS FAMOUS SPEECHES Churchill asked America 'Give us the tools and we will finish the job'. But America wouldn't 'give' anything without payment. After two years of war, Roosevelt had drained Britain dry, stripping her of all her assets in the USA, including real estate and property. The British owned Viscose Company, worth £125 million was liquidated, Britain receiving only £87 million. Britain's £1,924 million investments in Canada were sold off to pay for raw materials bought in the United States. To make sure that Roosevelt got his money, he dispatched the American cruiser, 'Louisville ' to the South African naval base of Simonstown to pick up forty two million Pounds worth of British gold, Britain's last negotiable asset, to help pay for American guns and ammunition!. Not content with stripping Britain of her gold and assets, in return for 50 old destroyers, he demanded that Britain transfer all her scientific and technological secrets to the USA. Also, he demanded leases on the islands of Newfoundland, Jamaica, Trinidad and Bermuda for the setting up of American military and naval bases in case Britain should fall. (Of the 50 lend lease destroyers supplied to Britain, 9 were lost during the war)

Russia lost more men in the siege of Stalingrad than the Americans lost in the whole war and the yanks think THEY bailed us out.

---A very good definition of Greed





Unlike past superpowers of the world, the united states failed at imperialisation, and attempts to make multi-national corporations will eventually benefit individuals rather then the entire public (via taxes). The United states will be another Spain, and will remain the world's major power for a mere century before it makes so many enemies it falls through. When it one day gets itself into a situation it cannot afford, it shall come crawling to Britain for support, which by this time will be back on the road to becoming the world's major power for the third time in since 1066, and will be raped of its' European assets the same way Britain was, and that shall be just.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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a pot to piss in

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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