Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus
0-60
the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.
0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.
0-60 by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
my spider sense is tingling
What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
my spider sense is tingling by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
rampant rabbit
rampant rabbit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
x marks the spot
What is said upon finding your target has been marked out. Derived from an X on pirate treasure maps. The phrase was put into common usage by the British army, who performed executions by marking a piece of paper with a black x and positioning it on the heart of someone sentenced to death.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
The acting officer would say "X marks the spot" and the firing squad would shoot the x.
x marks the spot by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
credit card
a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.
b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.
b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
credit card by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
budget deficit
When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.
budget deficit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004