Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

Killer Bee 

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

Killer Bee by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Vercingetorix 

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

Vercingetorix by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

pringle tube 

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

pringle tube by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wings 

a) A band with ex-beatle Paul McCartney
b) One's ability to fly aircraft or helicopters
c) arms perpendicular to the body that allow something to fly

a) wings suck
b) get your wings!
c) aeroplane without wings?!?!?!?!

wings by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

old as the hills 

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

old as the hills by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

ancient by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

woman of the town 

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

woman of the town by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004