Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

bribe

A favour given to a powerful (deciding) party, in exchange for some degree of immunity from thier wrath or a decision altered in thier favour.

Performing "favours"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Patriot

(n.) One who is proud of thier roots and has love for thier fellow countrymen and thier land.

Most of the definitions here represent the 5% (270 million, or ther abouts)of the world who are in the united states. Patriotism is 95% about the rest of the world. Rule Britannia, and fuck your pitiful homelands. Rise again! Rise again!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

citroen

A popular brand of car, made in France.

See saxo

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Puritain

(n.) Following the protestant revolution, some people wanted to go to lengths to separate themselves as far from Catholicism as possible. These people made thier lives boring as hell because they thought they would go to hell otherwise. See Religious zealot

The puritains sucked, and still do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004