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accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.
We have accruals of £760
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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free speech

Something that does not exist on the internet. All internet postings are at the sole discetion of the owner, regardless of the location of the server or person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 9, 2004
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Norsemen

Norse invaders, the vikings. See hung like a norse.
Ever hear that Iron Maiden song Invaders? It was first track on number of the beast.



"Victims of the mighty norsemeeeeeeeeeeen!"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.
Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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picnic

(n.) a social gathering, where many people will take thier families along to eat pre-cooked food outdoors

(v.) to participate in a picnic as defined above.
Apparantly, the source of the word picnic is "pick a nigger", where after eating, sack-races and incestous activity, the redneck community of the southern United States would randomly pick an enslaved black person to abuse and lynch.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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file

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Kindertransport

Kindertransport is the name given to a rescue operation initiated by the British Jews for Jewish children in Nazi-occupied countries, following the Kristallnacht on November 9, 1938.

The British Jewish Refugee Committee, with the aid of funds from Quakers and other refugee organizations, appealed to Members of the British Parliament, to allow the children to be admitted to the United Kingdom. Parliament agreed to admit an unspecified number of children between the ages of 5 and 17. A £50 bond was posted for each child, "to assure their ultimate resettlement".

Ten-thousand unaccompanied children travelled to the United Kingdom from Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia and Poland, in sealed trains. The first transport left only six weeks after the Kristallnacht, and the last left just two days before war broke out (September 3, 1939).

Upon arrival in England, some of the children went to foster families, some to orphanages, and others worked on farms. Children were generally well treated, though a few were abused or mistreated. The older children joined the British or Australiann armed forces once they reached 18.

Most of the children settled in the United Kingdom, though many re-emigrated to Israel or North America
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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