Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

nose sex

(v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob.

Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 27, 2004

bullettime

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.

The bullettime scene from the matrix has been copied a few hundred times in parodies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

ice ice baby

(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".

Ice Ice b...oh shit I got sued.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Oaf

(n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg.



GAREF FRO DISCUS!!!!

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

when I want my prick yanked I'll do it myself

Return-Retort-Phrase letting the the party who has just spoken know that thier statemnt is not belived.

13YearOldKidWhoDefinedGod: You see, the bible is full of contradictions, and...


Pope John-Paul II: Listen kiddie, when I want my pricked yanked I'll do it myself, mmmmk? K thanks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

Game of death

(n.) Bruce Lee's uncompleted master piece. Features nunchucku fights, cool martial arts, and a face off between 7ft2in 267 pound giant "Kareem Jabbar Abdul" and his out-of-studio teacher, Bruce Lee. When filming the final showdown, Bruce and Kareem were moving faster than the camera could film, so they had to slow down. Make sure you don't watch the inferior "Bruce Li", which features mainly his latter-day stunt double.

Game of Death r0xxx0R2 j00 boxxx0R2!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

4-4-2

See football/soccer

A layout of the ten moveable players (Goalkeeper is stationary).

•Two defenders
•Four midfield
•Four strikers.

4-4-2 is the most used formation.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004