tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Round House

A kick swung from the side. There are three stages to a good round-house.

1) Bringing up the leg.- The kicking leg is raised with foot still flat and facing the floor.

2) The pivot.- Non kicking leg is spun so that kicking leg is forced higher and sole of foot is perpendicular to the ground.

3) Kick- kicking leg is flicked out and back again.

I round-housed that drunkard and stole his wallet.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

how rare

The exclaimation heard after an odd occurance.

bob: taste like donkey poop

bob: *pooped on*


....

weebl: how rare.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 21, 2004

ITV

1) The main rival to the BBC.
2) The Spanish inland revenue.

1) Let's see. We've got drama, adverts, drama, movie, adverts, news, drama, adverts, end of movie, hippies, news, drama, news and lastly drama.


2) ayayaye! La policia y el iTv! Shit!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat

Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004