Blanket Party

Usually a reaction to a long-term annoyance brought about by one person, a blanket party is where an unsuspecting person (individuals only, not on groups) is taken by surprise when a blanket is thrown over them and they are wrestled to the ground, then beaten with blunt objects by other members of the group.
After the first blanket party, they usually get the message.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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thalidomide comedian

(n.) One who makes fun of others' disabilities. When the TC sees a person in a wheelchair, they get behind them and push them into the road. Often wear tight 70's clothes and use 70's colloquialisms, and racist terms. Always skinny.
"Look at that old nigger in the wheelchair..." said Joe, the local thalidomide comedian, just before throwing his burger at him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.
He is a flagged soldier.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Colloseum

A large gladiatorial arena in Rome. Popular for tourists, now in a state of decay.
The colloseum held 50,000 people and never hosted a riot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.
That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004
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National Anthem

A tune, most often accompanied by patriotic lyrics that is declared to be the song representative of that country.
"Oh Lord our God arise,

Scatter our enemies,

And make them fall

Confound their politics

Frustrate their knavish tricks,

On Thee our hopes we fix

Oh save us all."


--Extract from "God save the Queen"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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