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doomsday book

After William the conquerer's invasion of England in 1066, after defeating an army fresh out of another invasion (The last time England was successfully invaded in the last 1000 years), he set about discovering the value of his assests. Every person, serf, baron, knight or clergy was recorded in what could be called a form of early census. Land, building, livestock and other materiality were counted, so as to give a total value for a village. The average price of a village was then £8 ($14), today, it would be about ten million that amount at the very least.
The name came from the surveyors, who claimed finding out the information was like doomsday.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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danger! high voltage!

Electric six's song with a funny video.
When we touch...and when we kiss.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.
Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.
I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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lugh

Typo for luagh.
I is teh lugh @ j00!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Eng.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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IDST

"If destroyed still true"


Added to the end of wriiten insults (most likely graffiti) to say that even if it is removed, then the fact remains that the insult is true. Usually based around truth.
PSYCHO BITCH IS MY PERSONAL BITCH IDST


Well, you know it's true!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
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