Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

what the ladies want 

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

what the ladies want by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

no can do 

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

no can do by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

fuck me 

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

fuck me by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

borders accent 

Accent found on the borders of the two main territories of the UK- England and Scotland. Whether the speaker is from either is irrelevant, the accent is the same. A cross between geordie and scottish accents.

Wyi mon! Mushi pess o' haggis?

borders accent by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

privacy policy 

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

privacy policy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

skating on thin ice 

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining

Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.

skating on thin ice by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

business end 

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.

The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.

business end by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004