Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

tittytacular

spectacular titties. usually a pair with huge nipples.

oh my, look at the size of those nipples! What a tittytacular specimen!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.

They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

could of

How the uneducated say 'could have'

chav: I could of got a E in school fo da english literachar, but i got a ungraded instead.

by kung-fu jesus September 24, 2004