(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.
The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
Get the biffamug. An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the valetudomug. Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
Get the kiddie kiddiemug. (n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
Get the secret policemug. In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.
The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Get the nutcrackermug. by Kung-Fu Jesus October 21, 2006
Get the beans of coolnessmug.