Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

the business of which one is engaged 

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

the business of which one is engaged by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

the chickens are coming home to roost

*Looks around at the chickens*


HOLY SHIT! You're right!

*runs the fuck away*

the chickens are coming home to roost by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle 

A ridiculous "comedy" that will quite likely be named "worst tv show ever" within ten years. Racist and retarded. Snoop should've stuck to rap; sketch shows aren't his thing.

Naff Naff Naff, said the dog, after watching doggy fizzle.

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

buffalo 

(v.) To bribe into forgetfullness.

Upon landing on long Island, the Nazi sabateurs thought they had buffaloed a lifegaurd with $300.

buffalo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

hometown 

Where one was born or bred. For some reason, people seem to be interested in this, and can be drawn in for an insult. This is best used against snoopers over-hearing you.

My hometown is if-you-are-sitting-at-the-next-table-wearing-blue-and-listening-to-me-you-are-gonna-get-raped-out-side-you-cunt.

hometown by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

war brought home 

A war brought home is a war-by any major definition- started overseas that has been controlled there, has brought forth attacks on home soil. These attacks are not always physical. They usualy destroy the morale, and indifferance the opposition has felt.

The war brought home is often the beggining of the end for that war in terms of the attacked country.

9-11 was a war brought home for the united states.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a war brought home.


The German invasion of the USSR was a war brought home for Stalin.


The realisation that machines could work faster than people in mass production was a war brought home for manual workers.

war brought home by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

U-571 

A bullshit movie of dubious truth. Shows American navymen doing the things that the british did in WWII. The similar events performed by american navymen were towards the end of the war, and immaterial in comparison. But then again, showing americans doing what the british and french did is stereotypical of an american war movie.


Anyone notice how american troops dominate every battle in war movies made in the US? At the rate at which that happens, any war would be over in about two weeks.

They don't make 'em like they used to.

U-571 by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004