Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

pecking order

Hierachy of recieving luxuries or necessities.

You are at the bottom of the pecking order.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.

Most of Africa is former British protectorate.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

bed pan

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

middle-man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.

The middle-man will make sure that your laziness costs you.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004